I'm me.

Text 72305Notes

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

Via Wake Up and Smell the Jesus

Photo 63587Notes

Via Wake Up and Smell the Jesus Zoom

Photo 5951Notes

Via Wake Up and Smell the Jesus Zoom

Photo 5189Notes

Via Wake Up and Smell the Jesus

(Source: lettersto-savemyself)

Photo 531032Notes

Via Wake Up and Smell the Jesus

(Source: thosebrighteyess)

Text 61012Notes

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

Via i'll take your time

Link 14321Notes

Apps to help you get laid

I’m not even kidding

Check them out

This is the ultimate pinnacle.

The human race has done it.

HAHAHAHA im sure we’d be seeing funny screen shots soon enough from people they find from these apps loool

“Bang with friends” OMGGG

If two users select “bang” on each other’s profiles, they get a notification and open up negotiations to…bang. Few apps are as great at getting to the point. Bang with Friends knows that some people just want to hook up. So they’ve made it easy to do it discretely.

Count me in

all my followers should have these omg

So trying these just for fun lol